Dear Sir/ Mdm

APPLICATION FOR ASS KICKING BASTARD

I wish to apply the above mentioned as advertised in Who knows who.com

Your firm's involvement in getting rid of scums alike are astounding. I share similar beliefs in upholding justice and keeping the streets safe from scums. Your firm have produced modern superheros such as Superman, Spiderman, Hua Yin Siong, VR Man and many others. They are being deployed around the world to keep villians at bay. Recently, your firm has recruited Cockroach Man to perform duties over the other side of the causeway. This has shown your firm's influence has spread wide and far and i wished to be part of the team.

i'm well trained in co-vert operations such as assasination, theft and sneak. Master of weapons such as Bows and Arrows, back stabbing dagger, hand to hand combat and most of powerful of all, the PEN and paper. Expert in restoration such as minor and major healing. Last but not least a master in diplomacy.

I possess the skills of a elite superhero who complements your elites. My beliefs and my talents will not gone into waste if put into good use. I have years of experience in protecting the shores of my country X and i'm sure you will employ me if not, you will be my target next.

Attached to this mail is my resume.

I look forward to meeting with you to discuss this further. Pls get ready my suit, my side kick, day time under cover job and my car.

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• 1998 - attained BA in Restoration
• 2000 - attained masters in covert operations
• 2002 - attained masters in diplomacy and tact

Relevant Experiences

• Assasinated Captain America earlier this year.
• Defeated Superman in a friendly match
• Was a covert operations officer.
• Incharge of training new blood.

Current Employment

• Soldier by day, silent assasin by night

Education

• 2006 - present = UniXXX - BA in Mind strategy
• 1999 - 2002 = XYZ - Diploma in Technology Destruction
• 1994 - 1998 = Basic in KPKB

Other Skills

• Navigation sensors in unknown regions
• Personality detector

Referees

• Ask Superman
• available upon request

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- i'm prob bored -

slow transition... being away, gone and eventually disappear....

been doing alot of reading during my free time, learn abt human being too human.. the phyiscal strength we have is limited but our mental is limitless.. there's too wide a world out there for us to dream...

i have dreams... out of which.. one i hold on dearly.. =) do u have one?

been really occupied with work and with some selected ppl. why selected? the reason being that these are the ppl who prob needs me to be there for them at the moment more than any of my friends. although i'm not much help but i try to help in whatever ways i can.. this is the least i can do for them..

recently,i have been invited for many formal functions or cocktail functions but mostly i have rejected it.. as i never really like to socialise and mingling in the crowd, so what it will help in my career... networking is impt but i prefer quality over quantity. this even goes to the functions which i org.. haa.. weird isnt it?

overtime, i will be away from some, gone from some and may eventually disappear from some.. maybe some may say, i choose my frens... true to a certain extent.. at least i choose who keep contact with..and the reason varies.. rather to say i choose, put in a other perspective, i juz want quality over quantity..

but of coz.. there are juz some ppl whom are irreplacement in my heart.. this is when time is not a factor of maintaining the relationship. The bond had formed and rooted into solid ground. what it takes, is juz a call..

to give example, a old fren of mine felt bad when he was not there for me during my hard times... he felt he has not done his duty as a fren.... he may not be physically there but its the thoughts that count.. i have seen much and heard much of empty promises... but this particular circle of frens are a rare find.. alwaz there all this while.. juz a phone call away. =)  

i'm glad... really so.. blessed..

- motion detection losing track-

Pondering and wondering... what my life has become? haa... a new chapter is arriving.. life goes on and the funky looking sphere will still spin ard its axis..

it has been a long and tough period.... rescheduling and refocus-ing... i love to dream, prob cant imagine if i cant dream anymore.. have done many things to put myself back in perspective..

i have learned alot.. what i have found out and learned is prob more than i what i gathered over 5 years. whew.... hope every gd and bad experience will come into gd use in moulding me into a better person. haa. (i hope*)

many things have changed, very likely it will not be the same as b4... this includes how i look at work and relationships..and i how i handle them.. has gained more insights... certainly gained wiser.

one impt thing that has re-enforced my beliefs... - reliance-

i dun have many frens to share my thoughts with.... but the problem usually lies with me.. coz i not willing to share most of the times.. haa

though i have alwaz held relationships as one of the utmost importance in my life.. but i have realised .. somehow... in the end, i will be alone.. haa.. not that i belittle my frens or least to say they are untrustworthy but i rather say.. to depend on others, i rather depend on myself. i have once rely on others but our priorities in life are different.. my frens can make promises or u can even have expectations of them, but stronger the reliance, the harder u fall if expectations arent met..

i have learned it thru the hard way.. so i decided and make a stand.. this is it.. this shall be an end.. no more no more.. haa.. prob it will be a gd start..

of coz this requires lotsa of determination.. it wont be as easy as del someone from msn or frenster with a click of a mouse. at least this is a gd start.... a change i beckon.. haa..

many changes are juz abt to begin... a new chapter is juz abt to start.. =)

- drawing board once more -

It was a race which i have waiting for...

The marathon

5.30am - reached raffles city shopping centre, looked for a toilet to pang sai but the entire mall only has 1 toilet which is unlocked.. trust me.. i almost shit on my pants while waiting~ thankfully, there are tissue papers left behind by some kind souls in the toilet to clean my ass~

6++am - race started without me, wandering in the crowd of half marathon. one of the organiser saw me and signal me to run... which i did.. but without warm up.. seemed werid as i was the only one running for the marathon ( as i was the last one to start, everyone left without me)

1km - saw ah fu and his dragon boat frens... pace behind him for the next 10km

10km - lost track of ah fu in the crowd as i was taking my time at the water point

14km - feeling cramps, asked the medics for muscle rubs but was flatly rejected as it was only reserved for ppl who are already suffering from cramps..

20km - badly cramped, from the result of no warm ups.. cant even lift my legs up.. was told there wasnt any muscle rub left, was asked to proceed to the nearest stop to check ( a few km away). i walked 3km from then.

23km - feeling slightly better, walk and jog till 27km

27km - my right ankle gave way, walking became a issue but ironically, jogging relieves the pain.. i continue my jog till 33km

33km - my right ankle went dead, pain was too much to bear to walk or jog.. stop at the road side to rest, took out my left ankle guard and wore it on my right. i told myself, die also muz reach the end... walked for 9 km.. which every km seemed so far away

42km - finally, saw the final race to the finishing line... ran 195m with all my might

42.195km - crossed the damn line..

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some interesting facts..

1. saw lady ice, a lady who is pretty well toned and aged 36, a first timer, running with a tyre.. damn fit k

2. saw spidy and catwoman running

3. saw my poly fren, sec sch fren, collegues at the run

4. they provide bananas during the run

5. while i was running my 4km, the kenyans were running 12km

6. first 21km, i completed within 2hr 30mins but the next 21km was abt 4hr 40mins

7. there were a few gers on different occasions chatting with me while running~ haha..

8. the tag behind my back, read as "BEWARE OF FARTS"

Aftermath

i was so badly bruised from the race, i couldnt even turn to either side while i rest on the bed.. my back hurts way too badly.. i needed my mom to pull me out of the bed.. it was like paralysis ..haa.. i took quite a few pain killers and went back to work.. haha.. as there simply too many things to settle..

Reflections

i was pretty much motivated by the ppl ard me, encouraging one and other to carry on.. nice! prob next year i will join again, maybe for the half marathon.. as for the full.. i will think twice..haha.. but it was an gd experience, juz that the price to pay was costly.... sigh~ next race coming up in feb.. prob will sign up.. haha.. time to push myself alittle more.. =)

oh yes, my tahan has been cancelled as the trek is closed till jan.. kinda disappointed but it will not deter me from going overseas nor conquer the mountain in due time. =) i will head back in jan to conquer it..

- limits are boundaries that you set for yourself-

had a really crazy time ..... family, frens, work and other misc stuffs..

everyday, i hit the sack.. whoop.. off i go and zzzz

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i realised this entry has been in my draft for years..

decided to post it anyway

i read this story b4 and i felt it was nice enough to share after chancing upon it for the 2nd time... =)

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On the first day of college, the professor introduced himself and challenged teh students to get to know someone they didnt already knew. Alan stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched his shoulder.

he turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at him with a smile that lit up her entire being.

She said, "Hi handsome. My name is Rose. i'm 87 years old. can i give u a hug?" Alan laughed and enthusiastically responded, "of course you may!" and she gave him a giant squeeze.

"Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age" Alan asked

She jokingly replied,"i'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, have a couple of children, and then retire and travel."

"No seriously," Alan asked. He was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age.

"i alwaz dreamed of having a college education and now i'm getting one!" she told me.

After class we walked to the student union building and share a chocolate milkshake. We became instant friends. everyday for the next three months we would leave class together and talk non stop. Alan was always mesmerised listening to this "time machine" as shared her wisdom and experience with him.

Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. she loved to dress up and she revelled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. she was living it up.

At the end of the semester, the stduents invited Rose to speak at the football banquet. Alan will never forget what she taught them. she was introduced and stepped up to the podium. as hshe began to deliver her prepared speech. she dropped her three by five cards on the floor. Frustrated and alittle embarrassed she leaned onto the microphone and simply said, "i'm sorry i'm so jittery. i gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! i'll never get my speech back so let me just tell you what i know"

As they laughed, she cleared her throat and began: "we do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing. there are only 4 secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success. "you have to laugh and find humour everyday. You've got to have a dream. when u lose your dreams, you die we have so many people walking around who are dead and dont even know it!"

"there is a huge difference between growing old and growing up. if you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and dont do one productive thing. you will turn twenty year old. if i am eighty seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything, i will turn eighty eight. any body can grow older. that doesnt take any talent or ability. the idea is to grow up by alwaz finding the opportunity in change"

"have no regrets. the elderly usually dont have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. the only people who fear death are those with regrets."

She concluded her speech by courageously singing the Rose. She challenged each student to study the lyrics and live them out in their daily lives. at the year's end, Rose finished the college degree she had begunall those years ago.

One week later after graduation, Rose died peacefully in her sleep.

Over 2 thousands college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it's never too late to be all you can possibly be.

Lesson Learnt

1. You are never too old to learn

2. Laugh and find humour everyday

3. Dont let change overwhelm you, let change help you find opportunities you may hav never seen.

Growing older is mandatory, growing up is optional!!

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Now is my turn to comment.. haa

Do u have a dream? as the story mentioned, without dream u die.. not physically though but as if you have already lost your purpose in life. No dream is small or too big to fulfill... all you need is that first step of courage.. facing uncertainities in life may be difficult but it may be worse of not even trying and dying with regrets..

live a life where u can safely reflect on your own and say "I deserve a gd pat" =)

- dreams are the blueprints for greater things to come -

b4 i go on, let me run thru what i did today.

left the hse at 9.15am, went to service my car.. after an hr of waiting, went to LTA to collect my road tax renewal form, went down to meet adrian and eugenia for lunch in tanjong pagar. met lyana at 1.30pm for a 2nd time lunch.. haa.. there after met up with my lawyer in chinatown. managed reach home at 3pm but i left shortly within 10 mins to go for adidas warehse sale. reached suntec at 5pm to collect my marathon goodie bag. reached home at 10pm, exchange my car with a lao po but powerful car.. at 1.15am, met my fren for supper. 3.53am, here i am typing.. haa

some thoughts abt this..

Sorry is a word prob most casually used and also a word which i loathe most. Sorry is a word u have to know when to use it at appropriate times. use it at the wrong time and u will be screwed or screwed someone else. i had an experience b4 but never knew a fren of mine experienced it as well. we had a short sharing session while having porridge at chinatown for supper.

one has to careful on how this word is being used.. use it too casually, it will be meaningless. use it at inappropriate times, prob will make the person even more pissed.. haa..

i like to make a point, say sorry when u are really at fault and u mean it.. dun say it for the sake of saying and of coz dun say it when u aint at fault. it prob make me more mad than ever by saying it casually..

pls treat this word with more respect which it deserves...

so next time, if u want say sorry... DO IT WHEN U MEAN IT and ONLY WHEN U ARE AT FAULT!!!!!!!! if not, i can only say... u are damn screwed.. =p

- meaning is meaningless, or is it?-

slept at 3am and woke up at 5.30am, went to pick adrian up at 6.30am..

reached swiss hotel at 7am. registered for the climb and went for breakfast at 7.30am..

climbed 73 storey and 1336 steps of crap.. and finished it at 16.05mins.. which is crap timing as well.. haa...kinda tired.. as climbing stairs is so different for running.. for that moment, i felt i'm going to faint at the stairways.. luckily i didnt.. enjoyed a magnificent view on the top of the hotel.. a 360 degrees unblked view of city area..

oh yes, i got a summon later on for exceeding parking hrs.. haa..

went back home and zzzzz till 5pm.. woke up and rush for my childhood fren wedding..

i'm glad i went, the same old familiar faces whom we have not met for a long time.. had a gd chat, finding out how everyone has been doing..=)

knew the groom close to 20 years.. although we didnt meet up for the past years.. due to work and other commitments.. During his speech, he thanked us for being there for him .. woo.. feels gd to be mentioned.. haha..

i have not seen his mom over 10 years.. oh man, she has really aged.. she couldnt recognised me until my fren mentioned that was me.. she went "oh, jeffrey.. u have grown up.. u seemed so little last time.. " hahah.. she remembered me by the little boy who alwaz come to her hse and play sega games.. haha

gd to see my frens doing pretty well.. will upload some pictures soon.. i hope*

- i will wait long long -

my exams have finally drawn to a close for this sem....

as i look back.. there are so much more i could have done.. but no excuses... in any case, it is over.. =)

settling down at home, dawning on my wishlist.. things i would want to do b4 the commencement of next sem.. i do have a rough guide on the things that i want to do but i think i will only be able to pen it down in detail prob next week...

end of the year and it is time for some thinking session again.. =)

planning to seek solace in mountains this dec, anyone care to join me? haa.. i will be going with jason to test our limits.. proposed dates 19 - 25 dec... will be crossing 7 rivers and several hills in the journey.. prob the closest u get in touch with nature..

there's a man who has been contacting me to do business with him all these while, i have lied over and over again to get away.. simply becoz i cant find a reason or reject his gd intentions but i'm simply not interested.. his determination is commendable, afterall, he has been talking into me abt it for as long as 6-7 months.. sigh..

some came, some went, it is all abt timing

ok.. got to rest now, vertical marathon in morning.. need to be out of bed by 5.30am.. =)

-sometimes, u juz know when the time comes..-

hmmm.. tomolo is my last paper..

i guessed i have belittle the paper of its capabilities to ruin me completely... as i haven been studying much for it.. at 1am now, i have only covered 2 topics.. which is considered way too little? haa..

instead of spending my time on my books, i went out celebrated betsy's bday and shop for clothes... =(

tomolo is my paper and 2 topics are what was covered.. more or less .. leading to impeding doom.. but in other perspective, tomolo is the day of freedom.. haaa.. no more sch for at least the next 3 months? haaha... great isnt it?

oh yes, george bush blked my way today.. haa.. saw his bloody car went past me.. making me wait for him for a jolly long time.. crapz..

- i want, i need, i think, i can -

whew, psy is done.. sociology is next~~~!!

i really mugged damn hard for this exam, simply becoz i'm totally unprepared for the exam.. not given much choices and i spend my time, soul, energy, strength .. u named it in it.. it was really pure maddness...

thankfully, betsy lent me her lappy to help me in my studies.. trust me, it is really a great help as alot of my notes are accessible online.. haa.. although, it is a pity that i didnt covered all the chapters in my books..but thankfully it was enough.. i think* haa

some light hearted facts - in my exam booklet, we are only allowed to write on the right hand page, leaving the left hand page as rough paper. i used it to plan my essay, there was one qns was "Describe Transactional Model of Stress. Use it to explain why 2 people undergo teh same event have different responses?" i jotted down my thoughts in the essay, prob need kinda of comic relief.. i wrote " die loh, if u buay tahan, cannot make it, so be it loh.. jialat liao loh" haha.. but no worries, it was in the rough paper.. but on 2nd thoughts, i think the marker will see it while marking my paper bah.. haha.. this kind of comic relief was replicated on my other essay qns as well.. haha

took leave for the next 3 days.. this allows to fully concentrate on my next quest.. sociology!!!.. need to bloody hell mug for this module, not as tough as psy but harder to score.. hmm.. see what can i do for this paper.... prob need a miracle to save me for the 2 papers.. haha

- let it go, so u are able to grab something else-

i went for job interview today... it is a job coveted by many...

i did the unthinkable, i rejected it..

it is a job which fulfilled my needs, abilities and may give me the job satisfaction i seek..

so, what made me to reject it..

hmm.. the reason is simple.. i'm not not in mood or in gd shape to handle high level of stress requirements. other reason being, i'm planning to leave singapore for some time.. maybe a long time.. and i dun want to give any form of commitments or unable to deliver results.. if the opportunity came 6 months ago or earlier.. i prob would have accepted it.. but not now.. haa..

as i look back now, i dun think there's anything that warrants my attention to stay behind unless... hmmm though not possible.. anyway, i think it will be better that i leave... a new start somewhere... prob will be good ... i cant foresee the future but this is something i want and need to be done...

maybe it may have drastic changes in my life, but no regrets.. i'm more than willing to let everything go....

sorry mate, pls find someone else.. =)

- it is time to go -

ROAR!!!

exams are juz ard the corner, every day nothing but studies.. haa.. i think i will do pretty badly this time rnd as i wasnt as prepared as b4... not that i was very prepared for exams b4 that.. haa.. this time, prob the worst..

i was doing lots of reading till betsy asked me out.. i fell under her spell.. haa.. nah.. coz i tot i need a short break b4 commencing once more.. and since she said, she will accompany me to study in library.. i agreed. we went to june florist to get her soil and pot, after which we went to taka to have our late late dinner.. haa.. i had to pay for the ERP simply becoz i went thru it at 7.58pm.. WTH!!!.. haha.. i would have save 1 dollar if i went in 3 mins later..

after dinner, i went to straight to library to k books.. but to my astonishment, it is closed.. guessed i haven gone to library for a long time, inorder not to notice its opening hrs.. haa.. went to kino for a short while, juz to take a quick look at new books.. haa..

went to pick ashley from sch, as she wasnt feeling too well and i didnt want her to take a cab back home.. went for a short supper at jackson.. and oh yes, i saw a chio bu there.. haha..

managed to reach home ard 1130.. oh man.. i'm tired and i didnt cover much on my studies today.. arghz.. sigh.. time to k books!!!

first and foremost, i would like to thank those who care...

recently, i received lots of calls of concern... i guessed "hao shi mei ren zi, huai shi chuan qian li".. the word gets spreads ard like wild fire.. even my best fren's mom dragged me to canteen and gave me a 1x time good shelling today..haha.. ok.. not really shelling but she really make me laugh although what she said make perfect sense.. she kept asking why why why why why like this and that.. i was taken back, totally stunned.. even she feels that jeff isnt what she used to know.. haa.. actually, i do know that fact.. =)

met up with ashley today. all these years, she has it tough.. but her determination and never say attitude never fails to astonish me. she is one person whom i really admire and learnt alot from.. her character is something which really stands out.. and oh yes, she is pretty too but one thing to note, her fiery temper is notorious.. haha..

there is someone else whom i like to thank personally.. i shant mention names, for it remains close to my heart.. =)

[ps: ashley gave me a bottle of chewing gums, i chewed till my jaws hurts..awwwww]

- i love u all -

radar system check correct...

radar on standby...

start scan... detection in progress... beep... beep... beep

hmmm.. dun really feel like blogging today.... there are a few things i'm glad abt and a few things i'm not..

i did sense something... something i long suspected.. hmmm..

it is time to take measures... i guessed it will be better.. =)

- silence may be pent up frustration and definitely not golden -

can u sense something is wrong abt me? i sensed it..

this is certainly not the person i knew myself to be...

today, i was so mad... that it was written all over my face... usually, i wont show it to anyone even i'm mad ( anyway it is rare). my colleagues had to pacify me to cool me down.... i experienced shortness of breath, fainting spells and abit of heartache while being mad.. haa.. it is really amazing that i didnt explode or maybe to say i didnt have the energy to do so...

my behaviour is prob so eccentric these days that it is causing me to be nuts... haa.. today, i drove ... clocking 120km/h- 130km/h on the average on the highway.. speeding and weaving through the traffic.. the main reason being, i better be fast b4 i faint in the car as i wasnt feeling that well... haa

supposed to be posted to Intelligence department.... after a long thought... i have decided not to go ahead with it... mainly becoz that i have an issue on how to relieve stress now... yes, u heard me right, i have an issue with that... something which many considered me as a master of it.. haha.. i guessed  if i do go ahead with the posting, it might have adverse effects on my health and my work.

i have alwaz admired ppl who have the courage to face their impeding death.. that kind of self realisation and courage is something all should emulate. i'm not talking abt commit sucide as it is wayward expression of cowardice. at this very point, i have seen many ppl have gone b4 me... friends, family members... those fear in their eyes and the final acceptance of it.. resigning to fate.. the thought of it, still chills me till this very day..

i have promised myself, no matter what happens.. i will not die in that matter nor allow myself to die b4 my goals are fulfilled.. there are some things in life which i still want to see and experience.... and time is my biggest enemy..

- racing against time -

not a physical dung but a emotional one..

fell into a bottomless pit where the ends knows no bounds..

i should keep myself in check.. and i lost it.. literally lost it... it should not happen and it should not happen again..

i felt bad... after what i have said and done.. but i deserved the repercussions of it...

had a talk with ashley, after all these years of absence, the level of understanding remained.. i'm glad, she is doing fine even though she is dealing with other worrying issues as well.. i feel so small as compared to her.. she is one of those very few that i admire...

there are alot of untold stories that i did not mentioned... i guessed some are best to be kept within the heart... memories of love, pain and regrets... regardless of sorts, all is a part of learning experience.

everyday, i'm learning through new found memories while reflecting those of old...

hopefully, in time to come, the dung will able to cultivate flowers....haha

- Excuses are made up justifications of men's doings - quoted from ashley